: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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