She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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