I wish I could punch you in the face.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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