Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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