in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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