what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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