i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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