New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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