its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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