Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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