8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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