dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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