i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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