I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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