put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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