Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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