Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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