Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
If that was your dad, he is hot
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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