im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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