you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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