No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
