Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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