You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it glows. i had to have it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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