just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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