All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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