in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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