Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
