you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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