What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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