Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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