Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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