he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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