Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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