he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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