Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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