im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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