what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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