so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
our cab driver is having phone sex.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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