After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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