You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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