were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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