Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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