yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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