he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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