I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
