I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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