yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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