are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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