I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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