I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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