so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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