She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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