Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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