When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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