I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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