Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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